Comedy Jokes- 2 Friends and Swimming Pool

2 Friends and Swimming Pool

Bunty - How do you like my new swimming pool? asked to Ajay

Ajay- "Very Nice", but why is not there any water in it?

Bunty- Because "I don't know how to swim."

Funny Comedy Comedy: Comedy Joke- Two Boys

Funny Comedy Comedy: Comedy Joke- Two Boys: Two boys were struggling with a huge table in a doorway. They pushed and pulled and upped it and downed it until both were exhausted. Betw...

Comedy Joke- Two Boys

Two boys were struggling with a huge table in a doorway. They pushed and pulled and upped it and downed it until both were exhausted. Between gasps for air. One succeeded to say, “We better give up… because we will never get this table into the house.”

“Into the house?” shouted the other. “ I thought we were moving it out of the house!”

Jokes - Rajnikant Jokes Fungama

Rajnikant Jokes Fungama

• One day Rajnikant bunk the School, the day is known as “Sunday”
• One day Rajnikant gave a check with his sign . When the check reached to the bank for cash “Bank Bounced”
• One day Rajnikant went to America, he saw a poor small child he gave blood to that child. He is known as “HULK”
• When Rajnikant was studying in class 2, his rough notes copy was stolen , which is now known as “Wikepidia”
• Rajnikant can “Divide any number with Zero”
• Rajnikant’s calendar contains 2 april after 30 march ,because no one can make fool Rajnikant
• Rajnikant “makes the onion cry”
• Rajnikant has count upto infinity and that too two times
• Rajnikant can “hit two stones with single bird”
• When Rajnikant “switch on the ac, winter season starts in India”

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Student and Teacher

Student- The brain is a wonderful thing
Teacher - Why do you say so?
Student- Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you are asked a question in class!

Comedy Joke- World Is Round

World Is Round

Teacher - Give me 3 reasons why the world is round?

Bunty- Well my dad say so, my mummy says so and you says so!  

Comedy Joke- TV Watching

Bunty & Bubbly
Bunty- Visiting Bubbly House, Bunty noticed she had replaced her usual TV with a smaller model.
Thinking that perhaps the largest set has broken down, Bunty asked why the small one was there.
Bubbly- "Oh, I have decided to watch less TV."

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Comedy Joke- Its Raining

Man to Servant - Go and water the plants in garden
Servant- But it's raining outside sir
Man- Don't make excuses, take an umbrella

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Comedy Joke- Lady Talking on Phone

Lady Talking on Phone

Mrs. Bubbly was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hanged up after 25 minutes.. “What is the matter today? Asked her husband. “Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the telephone.”

Mrs. Bubbly replied - “ I got a wrong number.”

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Joke- 6 Girls in Life

Priest- 6 girls will come in your life
Bunty- Wow,great
Priest- It’s not a matter of joy,
1 will be your wife and 5 will be your daughters

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Joke Heaven Door

Heaven Door

4 persons standing on the Heaven Gate
First person- I am a Doctor, i have treated number of patients, so please enter me in Heaven
Second Person- I am a  Priest, I show persons to follow god, so enter me in Heaven
Third Person- I am a Politician, I serve the people without any discrimination, so enter me in Heaven
Fourth Person- I am Married and me...........
God- Stop my dear friend, why your are making me cry? Let's come in to Heaven

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