Thursday, 14 November 2013

Comedy Jokes- 2 Friends and Swimming Pool

2 Friends and Swimming Pool
Bunty - How do you like my new swimming pool? asked to Ajay
Ajay- "Very Nice", but why is not there any water in it?
Bunty- Because "I don't know how to swim."

Friday, 8 November 2013

Funny Comedy Comedy: Comedy Joke- Two Boys

Funny Comedy Comedy: Comedy Joke- Two Boys: Two boys were struggling with a huge table in a doorway. They pushed and pulled and upped it and downed it until both were exhausted. Betw...

Comedy Joke- Two Boys

Two boys were struggling with a huge table in a doorway. They pushed and pulled and upped it and downed it until both were exhausted. Between gasps for air. One succeeded to say, “We better give up… because we will never get this table into the house.”

“Into the house?” shouted the other. “ I thought we were moving it out of the house!”

Sunday, 3 November 2013

Jokes - Rajnikant Jokes Fungama

Rajnikant Jokes Fungama
  • One day Rajnikant bunk the School, the day is known as “Sunday”
  • One day Rajnikant gave a check with his sign . When the check reached to the bank for cash “Bank Bounced”
  • One day Rajnikant went to America, he saw a poor small child he gave blood to that child. He is known as “HULK”
  • When Rajnikant was studying in class 2, his rough notes copy was stolen , which is now known as “Wikepidia”
  • Rajnikant can “Divide any number with Zero”
  • Rajnikant’s calendar contains 2 april after 30 march ,because no one can make fool Rajnikant
  • Rajnikant “makes the onion cry”
  • Rajnikant has count upto infinity and that too two times
  • Rajnikant can “hit two stones with single bird”
  • When Rajnikant “switch on the ac, winter season starts in India”